Even those who make mistakes, we must try to help them. But we can only help them if they are ready to be helped.

When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, requests breakfast and taxi money.

Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim

You can arrest me, but you can't arrest my ideas.

Our biggest problem is that our intelligence is not intelligent

I only debate with serious political youth formations. Not a group of the racist Helen Zille's garden boys.

They wear suits, that's why they are lazy. They are servants, they are supposed to serve us. You can't build an RDP house with a tie.

You don't have to be educated to be a president.

The farms you live in will be yours for free. When mineworkers strike, it will be to complain that we are giving them too much money.

We hope for the best, if elections are conducted like this all over South Africa we can indeed say we welcome any results and accept them.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

My kids remind me every day how much I don't know.

. . .There are moments when time does stop. We must be alert enough to notice such moments . . .

The great art in writing advertisements is the finding out of a proper method to catch the reader's eye; without which, a good thing may pass over unobserved, or lost among commissions of bankrupt.

Finally, I was no longer a student and was making music for myself.

It is our duty, my young friends, to resist old age.

For there is no higher religion than the Truth.

If the project piques my interest and scares me a little bit, then it's got me hooked.

It's soothing to realize that my mind's processes are inherently uncontrollable.

It is against the law to permit weak people to steal your strength. Never permit it.