Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others

I want a baby of my very own one day, but it seems that my being male is a BIIIIT of a problem.

If I were a pattern, I would be the pattern of paint that a bird would make if you dipped a bird’s wings in watercolour and then set the bird loose inside a paper lantern. I’m pretty sure that’s it!

For my money, I don't think there's been a better comedy than 'Kung Fu Hustle' in a lot of years. That movie just knocked me over.

He that spends a Groat a day idly, spends idly above 6 l. a year, which is the Price of using 100 l.

I used to climb mountains a lot; I decided to go to Pakistan to climb K2, the world's second-highest mountain. I didn't get quite to the top.

True knowledge is knowledge of why things are as they are, and not merely what they are.

I am appalled that the term we use to talk about aging is 'anti'. Aging is human evolution in its pure form. Death, taxes and aging .... We are ALL going to age and soften and mellow and transition.

When life has gone into overtime it's easy to take liberties.

If we have some pet animals, we should feed them also before taking our food. Perceive God in every living being and feed them with that attitude.

There's this expression called postmodernism, which is kind of silly, and destroys a perfectly good word called modern, which now no longer means anything.

That in the captains but a choleric word Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy.