Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Desire. Enthusiasm. Purpose. Pleasure. Delight. Peace. Power. However you define passion, it is at the heart of your motivation.

I've come to realize that love is tragic, somewhere down the line it's inevitable. Fight for it.

Film is like a drug. It is a shelter when you cannot deal with reality.

I'm French. I have not become an Englishman. I have the impression of living on an island called Arsenal. If you fancy a sightseeing tour of London, don't ask me. You would get lost.

I believe the only time when we can call for intervention is when there is an ongoing genocide.

I really wish they hadn't made the set out of asbestos.

If you love what you do, it won't be work.

We judge people and initiatives by their results, and we expect events to happen for good, understandable reason. But our clear visions of inevitability are often only illusions.

The reason that Apple is able to create products like iPad is because we always try to be at the intersection of technology and liberal arts, to be able to get the best of both.