Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

My grandmother always told me: beauty fades but dumb is forever.

God has received us into His family, He is the possessor of everything

The power of the Blood of Jesus, the Word of God & the name of Jesus are the believers weapons of defense against the Devil.

I began to cry but maintained my shouting through it, like a wind through sheets of rain.

I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.

I am quite loud and bolshie. I'm a big personality. I walk into a room, big and tall and loud.

We wept, Brooklyn was a lovely place to hit. If you got a ball in the air, you had a chance to get it out. When they tore down Ebbets Field, they tore down a little piece of me.

Education is preparation to live completely.

Jesus measured greatness in terms of service not status. God determines your greatness by how many people you serve, not how many people serve you.

He that commits a sin shall find the pressing guilt lie heavy on his mind.