Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?

A woman will feel emotionally secure when you can listen to her stories. Then she will learn to love you.

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health.

I'm not the only one working for democracy in Burma - there are so many people who have worked for it because they believe that this is the only way we can maintain the dignity of our people.

It well becomes a man who is no longer young to forget that he ever was.

I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch.

Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother's newest fridge, but a number doesn't really describe his age.

The president wants more tax money in Washington. I want more money left in the communities, particularly poor communities, particularly communities that have high unemployment.

Your network is the people who want to help you, and you want to help them, and that's really powerful.

I'm doing something new on South Street and people are telling me I'm crazy It's kinda freaking me out.