Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Politicians who took us to war should have been given the guns and told to settle their differences themselves, instead of organising nothing better than legalised mass murder.

If your self-talk leans toward the negative, the continual bashing will become debilitating

I laugh at what I used to think was cool when I was growing up. In all seriousness, I thought having braces was cool.

I love villains. You know, I am a character actor, and any chance to get to play a really outrageous villain. I like to play that.

We have entered, almost without noticing, an age of exploration and discovery unparalleled since the Renaissance.

You have to keep practicing, if you're really going to be good.

Simplify the game as much as possible. When you add, you must subtract.

I've been in a lot of indie movies, where we didn't necessarily have permits or permission. I've even run from the cops in the New York City subways!

When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.

I want to be important. By being different. And these girls are all the same.