Even when America is not working that well, it still works better than other places.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Please write an ending where the Martians are defeated. Don't take away your readers' hope.

The principle of neutrality ... has increasingly become an obsolete conception and except under very special circumstances it is an immoral and shortsighted conception.

Knowledge and ego are directly related. the less knowledge, the greater the ego

It is very strange that men should deny a Creator and yet attribute to themselves the power of creating eels.

Nonacceptance is always suffering, no matter what you are not accepting. Acceptance is always freedom, no matter what you are accepting.

I do not believe anything very certainly, but everything very probably.

[Adolf Hitler] was always intensely worried about security and people watching or being nosy, intruding on his private life.

Do not put faith in constant happiness, and fear most when all smiles upon you.

I'd like to explain why you fine young men had to be blown apart to defend this mud hole.

The poem is a capsule where we wrap up our punishable secrets.