Even when [Federal Reserve Chairman Ben] Bernanke said the recession was over ... you think that would have been a bigger boom somewhere, but it seems we just take everything in stride.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The traditional Indian mind has been for centuries, and still is, first religious, and then everything else.

The elimination of profit, whatever methods may be resorted to for its execution, must transform society into a senseless jumble.

Ours is the country where in order to sell your product you don't so much point out its merits as you first work like hell to sell yourself.

I sympathize afresh with the mighty Voltaire who, when badgered on his deathbed and urged to renounce the devil, murmured that this was no time to be making enemies.

Any conversation including the mention of Roald Dahl, Ray Bradbury, or Emily Dickinson is one worth getting into or at least eavesdropping.

The highest Art of the Chess player lies in not allowing your Opponent to show you what he can do.

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.

When you're creating a fragrance, you're always thinking about what you want that first smell to be, that first reaction.

in the United States ... given the cult of eternal youth, age is ignored unless it can be sentimentalized.

Youngsters of Little League can survive undercoaching a lot better than overcoaching.