Even when I think I'm wrong I'm right. I am all-knowing.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

This is not the story of my marriage. I cannot tell that story: I cannot take hold of, or lay out for anyone, the many swamps and grasses and pockets of fresh air and dank air that have gone over us.

Racism negates two aspects of man's life: reason and choice, or mind and morality, replacing them with chemical predestination.

You know, you get famous and you work in these weird jobs and you don't have a lot in common with people. But once you have kids, you have everything in common with everybody.

Sometimes armchair quarterbacks are doing it to enhance their own image. I'm just not comfortable with that idea.

Anybody, at any time, may equally find himself victim or executioner.

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

Teach where data can be found or how it can be derived, not the recording of data.

Whenever in history, equality appeared on the agenda, it was exported somewhere else, like an undesirable.

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.

I am trying to be kind instead of right.