Eventually, if you're lucky in life, you find someone with the same chemical imbalance you have.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Good prose should be transparent, like a window pane.

When you plant a seed of love, it is you that blossoms.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

If prayer is to leave the public schools, let the ridicule of prayer leave also.

Having spent so much time in a fictional world, I prefer to read about the real world

I was studying acting, going to UCLA, selling real estate on the weekends

Unless men establish their complete happiness in God, they will never give themselves truly and sincerely to him.

Ten percent of people can think, another ten percent of people think that they think, and eighty percent of people would rather die than be made to think.

It's shocking to say, but the cinema is quite a while away from me, and I haven't got a car yet.