Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Glory to God in the holy highest heavens.

Clever nations are the ones who keep changing their governments! Because power must change hands otherwise it will get spoiled and rot!

Often I Wish I Werea potato.Eyes openedin all directions.Unafraid of the cold earth.The differencebetween life and deathfor somebody.

No matter how great my strategy is and how hard I work to accompish a task, I always give God the glory because I am fully aware that nothing is possible without His heavenly grace.

So here is one tip, be careful how you say the words... sometimes people get it wrong once wrong it goes like rummor.

There are grave misgivings that the discussion on ecology may be designed to distract attention from the problems of war and poverty.

If you can turn a murderer into a mere thief, you are making progress.

In creativity, brightest minds have no place You have to think from the heart

Heaven is more than a destination; it is a motivation. Knowing that we shall dwell in the heavenly city ought to make a difference in our lives here and now.

We are constantly misled by the ease with which our minds fall into the ruts of one or two experiences