Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Every Friday is black where I work.

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

The purpose of life is not to do what we want but what needs to be done.

If you defer investing your time and energy until you see that you need to, chances are it will already be too late.

Most problems in contemporary churches can be explained by the fact that members have never decided to follow Christ.

But whoever heard of enchanted bacon anyway?

The populace may hiss me, but when I go home and think of my money, I applaud myself.

I have hope in people, in individuals. Because you don't know what's going to rise from the ruins.

I started writing seriously when I was a teenager, around 14 years old.

How we preserve time for family is one of the most significant issues we face in most cultures.

[Humility is:] Greatness in plain clothes

Excessive taxation . . . will carry reason & reflection to every man's door, and particularly in the hour of election.