Ever since I saw sexy Beast I've been trying to get the cockney thing down.

The only thing you sometimes have control over is perspective. You don't have control over your situation. But you have a choice about how you view it.

The more you are positive and say: "I want to have a good life." The more you build that reality for yourself; by creating the life that you want.

I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes back to meet you.

It's the fear of not being as good as you want to be. If you give over to that fear, it will sabotage you. As much as I can, I try to use that fear to guide me.

I think it's a very healthy thing to learn from what's happened in the past. But only if you look at what happened and think, 'How could I have dealt with that differently?' Then let it go.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.

I'm more cerebral than I want to be.

One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who's good at crossword puzzles.

My nipples could cut glass.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

It is easy to conform, but it takes great courage to stand up for peace.

Does a man become a revolutionary out of the belief he's entitled to joy rather than submission?

To run an effective political party you need a degree of tribalism, it's the glue that holds everyone together.

My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!

It's grown into a personal relationship, yeah. I'm crazy about Jerry. I think he's a unique character.

About chocolate: "This is what laughing tastes like.

If you really want to stab me do it without saying anything.

He said he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab