Every Canadian has a complicated relationship with the United States, whereas Americans think of Canada as the place where the weather comes from.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

After breakage/there is always sleep.

While most people love certain species to pieces (e.g. cats and dogs), others are more loved in pieces (e.g. cows and pigs)

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see the reward for this faith is to see what you believe.

The real metric of success isn't the size of your bank account. It's the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference.

Every man stamps his value on himself... man is made great or small by his own will.

Delusion about history is a serious matter; it can gravely affect the history that is waiting to be made.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

Perl programming is an *empirical* science!

Those players really believe in him.