Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

My most beautiful and best days are ahead of me but behind me.

Our imagination is God’s ingenious gift that hands us the privilege of romping and playing in realities that we can’t see only because we’ve yet to create them.

In the general American population, 3.9 percent of adult men are six foot two or taller. Among my CEO sample, almost a third were six foot two or taller.

Travel is fatal to prejudice bigotry and narrow-mindedness.

Your sacred space is where you can find yourself again and again.

Dowered with the hate of hate, the scorn of scorn, The love of love.

Peoples of the Americas are rising once again, saying no to imperialism, saying no to fascism, saying no to intervention - and saying no to death.

Every man in a bank hates what the bank does and yet the bank does it.

This is the risk: the primary word can only be spoken with the whole being. He who gives himself to it may withhold nothing of himself.

My father's definitely old-school. And he raised me with integrity - to be places on time, show up, and work hard.