Every artist is supposed to get emotional. You're painting pictures of emotions.

May the optimism of tomorrow be your foundation for today.

All I’m saying is like, spoil me with your consistency Always remain the same you and you won’t have to worry about a different me

Failure is not an option. Success is just a process.

If I woke up tomorrow and didn't have a dolla, as long as I have my heart, I can get it all over.

Life without dreaming is a life without meaning.

Ambition is priceless, its something that's in your veins.

I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway.

It's something to be Great, It's nothing to be Famous

The Loudest person in the room, is usually the brokest

I don't wanna sound pretentious talking about myself.

Out here in Amish. Smokin big doinks in Amish. Gang.

When you see the ugliness behind the tears of another person, it makes you take a closer look at your own.

Do not wish to be anything but what you are.

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.

I saw that all things I feared, and which feared me, had nothing good or bad in them save insofar as the mind was affected by them.

Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo ... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.

What if every seemingly isolated object was actually just where the continuous wave of that object poked through into our world?

The energy you'll expend focusing on someone else's life is better spent working on your own. Just be your own idol.

And as long as people want to hear me sing, I don't know why I'd retire.