Every aspect of human technology has a dark side, including the bow and arrow.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

The fool shouts loudly thinking to impress the world.

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.

The finest friendships are between those who can do without each other.

Whatever we think about and question a lot becomes questionable.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

Talking jaw is better than going to war.

I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.

I like to do things that are surprising and different.

The one thing that gives you faith is the fact that people can be apart physically but they can still have an emotional connection.

Look at this tangle of thorns.