Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.

I think about dying every day, because I can't stop thinking about living.

You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.

A society which has poor people on its streets is a failed society!

The most beautiful experiences I've had climbing are when everything is simplified. Free soloing is the simplest thing, until you learn to fly or to walk on air - which I feel is all possible.

They say night's beauties fade at dawn, and the children of wine are oft disowned in the morning light.

We have infinite trouble in solving man-made mysteries; it is only when we set out to discover "the secret of God" that our difficulties disappear.

If we look at the realm of knowledge, how exceedingly small and limited is that part acquired through our own senses; how wide is that we gain from other sources.

The idea of a young thin woman who weighs 100 pounds driving herself around in a 4,000 pound SUV is laughable.

Before every game he played Willie Ofahengaue would pray. But it to us it was never clear whether he prayed for himself or for the safety of the opposition!

Our stay-put behavior reflects our view that the stock market serves as a relocation center at which money is moved from the active to the patient.