Every creature stalks some other, catches it, and is caught.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

What we call coincidences, accidental and remarkable events occurring at the same time, are actually circumstances and events that have come into your life to serve a purpose is to benefit you.

To live forever, die in the service of others.

With Saturday morning cartoons, you've got to start at 6 A.M., right?

Jesus teaches us to forgive and I've got to trust him on that one.

I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

Well, intuition isn't much help in police work. Facts are what we need.

Making art is complicated because the categories are always changing. You just have to make your own art, and whatever categories it falls into will come later.

The studio system is kind of an old boys system and it's difficult for them to trust women to be capable

Horizontal and vertical sprawl... are the dinosaurs of an ending fossil-fuel age of synthetic culture.

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.