Every cripple has his own way of walking.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

I laugh. Yer crazy, I says.I was fine till I met you, he says.

Don't beg for platforms, build your platform.

When one has extensively pondered about men, as a career or as a vocation, one sometimes feels nostalgic for primates. At least they do not have ulterior motives.

As a political independent, I would gladly vote for any political party dedicated to limited government and entrepreneurship.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it

What motivates it is life. Life is everything. Life influences my music and brings it forth. Life is always changing, so I'm always hearing new music.

Your patience will be both appreciated and rewarded

I can't say I was unhappy as a child actor in films. I had a particularly wonderful time.

Appreciation, applause, approval, respect - we all love it!