Every day I fail at something.

Act as young as you feel. You're not getting older; you're getting more entitled to be your fabulous self.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice your performance for high heels.

I wanted so badly to have a backup plan for when I'm not performing anymore. Let's be realistic: it's not going to be like this forever.

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works.

Life is short and you've got to get the most out of it.

Love is when you have a bad day but then you see the one you love and everything seems to be ok

Never say never. In your life you never know what's going to happen next.

No one can force me to do something unless I'm passionate about it.

I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.

My songs are basically my diaries. Some of my best songwriting has come out of time when I've been going through a personal nightmare.

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation.

A lot of times on tour it's about, 'OK, where am I today? Wow, I'm in Costa Rica. What is their famous dish?' And it's about trying the food, and really experiencing it.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

You want to balance the budget in this country? We change the salary structure for Congress and the President. Every year they don't balance the budget, we don't pay them.

I also want to encourage anybody who was affected by Hurricane Corina to make sure their children are in school.

Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout.

Children are to be won to follow liberal studies by exhortations and rational motives, and on no account to be forced thereto by whipping.

I write plays because writing dialogue is the only respectable way of contradicting yourself. I put a position, rebut it, refute the rebuttal, and rebut the refutation.

As with stomachs, we should pity minds that do not eat.