Every day I see Jesus Christ in all his distressing disguises.

Peace begins with a smile..

Profound joy of the heart is like a magnet that indicates the path of life.

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin.

The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved.

If you judge people you have no time to love them.

Kind words can be short and easy to speak but their echoes are truly endless.

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.

Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.

Love is the best religion

Words can create, words give life, words can build, words can destroy. Words can bring something out of nothing. What are you saying?

Anything the government gives you is just another link in the chains that destroy your liberty.

Performing, for me, has always been a very inner process.

I tried to swallow his nonsense without choking.

Jeb [Bush] doesn't really believe I'm unhinged. He said that very simply because he has failed in this campaign. It's been a total disaster. Nobody cares.

Too great a display of delicacy can and does sometimes infringe upon de-cency.

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then liberalism is a form of insanity.

I think girls like vampires because they are mysterious and they really don't know what they are about. I think a lot of girls are attracted to that.

Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.