Every day and in every way, baseball gets fancier. A few more years and they'll be playing on oriental rugs.

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.

The people who are always hankering loudest for some golden yesteryear usually drive new cars.

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems.

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it on to someone else.

Fear can indeed be the beginning of wisdom.

To me the thing with 'Grease' was that it was the first movie that as a kid I wanted to get up and do what they were doing.

The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.

I've known since day one of working on Spring Awakening - back in 1999 - that it was special.

This isn't missionary work. This is missionary fun.

Chase your dreams and don't find shortcuts...!!!

The same wind is blowing, and yet one of us may be cold and the other not.

No matter where you are in life right now, know this: God put you on this earth to fulfill the promise He has predestined for your life.

Studios might support people trying to do something a little bit different and they'd be more open to the fact that there's more than one path to the waterfall.