Every day in America, about 25,000 people buy a quarter-inch drill. But nobody in America wants a quarter-inch drill. What they want are holes.

Well, first let's say that the fundamental responsibility of any government is national security - in the preamble to the Constitution, provide for the common defense and insure domestic tranquility.

I'm too fiscally conservative for the Democrats and too socially liberal for the Republicans, like 75% of the American people.

There's a host of difficult issues here, and that's why when you mentioned at the top of the show that the committees were looking at this, that's where I think we should be going.

I don't think the special counsel can avoid that question based upon the president's Donald Trump own statements. But I'm not charging obstruction of justice.

It's a lie to think you're not good enough. It's a lie to think you're not worth anything.

The life in our possession is our time

Some people are just different, even in the same family.

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.

Disbelief is the strongest tool in our arsenal.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

all government, whatever its forms or pretenses, is a dead weight that paralyzes the free spirit and activities of the masses.

Nature, always inartistic, takes pleasure in creating the impossible.

It is in [the] process of making something... that the creator contacts a concrete reality outside his subjective life and moves into the realm of the transcendent.

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