Every emancipation has in it the seeds of a new slavery and every truth easily becomes a lie.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.

Children are not a zoo of entertainingly exotic creatures, but an array of mirrors in which the human predicament leaps out at us.

Our reasonings grasp at straws for premises and float on gossamers for deductions.

From where the sun now stands I will fight no more.

Hollywood screenwriters tend to have the longevity of NFL running backs. So the truth is no one can put more pressure on us than we put on ourselves.

We do not really feel grateful toward those who make our dreams come true; they ruin our dreams.

Photographs are the most curious indicators of reality.

I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.

Real space movies have to involve zero gravity and a world without up or down.

The earnestness of life is the only passport to satisfaction of life.