Every fellow is really two men -- what he is and what he might be; and you're never absolutely sure which you're going to bury till he's dead.

It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy.

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.

Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.

Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.

Never ask a man what he knows, but what he can do.

When a fortune comes without calling, it's apt to leave without asking.

What you know is a club for yourself, and what you don't know is a meat-ax for the other fellow.

Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.

Were we all one body, we should lose the tremendous stimulation that comes from the present arrangement, and I fear that our uniformity would become the uniformity of death and the tomb.

Appearances are deceitful, I know, but so long as they are, there's nothing like having them deceive for us instead of against us.

Rams wrapped in thermogene beget no lambs.

Disaster beats stasis. Better a rolling stone than a moss-covered rock.

Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it just to reach you.

I think the reason that I like so many different games is because I like the way my brain works when I'm playing games. It's more fun.

Only a fool would make the bed every day.

Don't forget that the most effective form of child abuse is giving a child everything they want.

For a woman to be considered a celebrated beauty is not exactly a bad thing. I think we have to say that in all reality.

Some things I cannot change, but 'til I try I'll never know.

The race isn't to the swift, it's to the thoughtful.

The Ediles among the Romans had their doors always standing open, that all who had petitions might have free access to them. The door of heaven is always open for the prayers of God's people.