Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

The sum of a person's life is not determined by one action. It is what you do with the time you are given that matters.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

Neophyte, n. There are millions upon millions of people who have been through this before-- why is it that no one can give my good advice?

I've found places that are just as beautiful as New England, but this is my home.

Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren't.

The prophet who fails to present a bearable alternative and yet preaches doom is part of the trap that he postulates.

I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.

Culture is like wealth; it makes us more ourselves, it enables us to express ourselves

Do not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry.

I wonder if any element of interior design is more personal than color? Nothing can more quicly reveal aspect of personality and character than the choice - or absence - of color.