Every investigation which is guided by principles of Nature fixes its ultimate aim entirely on gratifying the stomach.

Goodness does not consist in greatness, but greatness in goodness.

I have heard a greater storm in a boiling pot.

On one occasion some one put a very little wine into a [glass], and said that it was sixteen years old. 'It is very small for its age,' said Gnathaena.

It is the mark of a gentleman to be moderate in the use of wine.

Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian.

'It is very small for its age,' said Gnathaena.

Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!

War between free-will and predestination makes the idea of time travel is still too difficult to digest.

Feminism is really just the long slow realization that the things you love hate you.

It's happiness to see you.

They were involved in that awkward procedure of getting to unknow each other.

I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.

Good looks should never become a part of your internal character.

Times have changed, but people don't change. That's why ON THE ROAD has never been irrelevant.

I feel as though I've been very fortunate in my career, which is not all that long, so far.