Every job has its pros and cons. The NFL just has more of both.

Don't try too hard to be young. Be who you are.

In an earthquake, I shouldn't run out of the house - I should run into it.

I love to cook and I know a lot of people watching love those segments, but so often they feel rushed to me. If we give 'em a bit more time to breathe, people will get more out of them.

We are cutting things kids like-music, art, and gym classes; stuff that kept me in school. This country can't survive without you kids. It's all about you kids.

What's interesting is that I get messages from people who think I'm gone. I have messages like "Tony, we're so sorry. We loved you!"

Hold back the tide. Keep your kids innocent as long as possible.

I'm into women. I just really like women a lot.

I am looking forward to getting to do things I have never done before.

One of the best indicators of student achievement is the academic success of the mother in the home.

We can't want an education for kids more than they want it for themselves.

The strength of a woman is the love she carries in her heart.

Great God! Thank you for the joy in my heart.

Words raced thru his mind and his fingers ached to capture them all on paper.

Charity liked brandy. She liked the way it burned her throat while soothing the ache in her heart.

Let me tell you, you can paint pictures and get people indicted for just about anything.

Life is not so idiotically mathematical that only the big eat the small; it is just as common for a bee to kill a lion or at least to drive it mad.

I have found that a story leaves a deeper impression when it is impossible to tell which side the author is on.

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing If my burglar alarm starts ringing

The path of least resistance will never make you proud.

Two people can work on a problem better than one