Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

Leaving yourself behind is the worst loss a person can know.

I read so I might live a thousand lives in a lifetime. I write to control the particulars in those lives.

Humans are destructive animals, but they are also wise ones.

Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner, there ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation.

I think denim is something everyone feels comfortable in. It's kind of my uniform, really.

And there the wicked witch stayed for a long long time.' Did she ever come out?' Not yet.

I don't like things that aren't true.

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.

After I'd preached a message on Sunday night, I'd print it up.

I have thrust myself into this maze, Haply to wive and thrive as best I may.