Every joy is beyond all others.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If books are your good friends, then a conscious life will be your best comrade all your life!

Why was I standing on the street when the window feel out of the building? Why did the bus run over me? Because it was my turn in the barrel, that's why.

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge.

There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of greater glory.

The biggest threat to advanced economies is that debt will accumulate until the overhang weighs on growth.

If the foundation of faith is not embedded in our hearts, the power to endure will crumble.

We must remind ourselves that to do what is possible we must sometimes challenge ourselves with the impossible.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

Democracy is moral before it is political.

Nor has his death the world deceiv'd than his wondrous life surprise d; if he like a madman liv'd least he like a wise one dy'd.