Every kid should sit in the velvet at least once in their lifetime.

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

True success and satisfaction in stock investments comes from owning both your failures and your successes.

One of the responsibilities faced by the Environmental Genome Project is to provide the science base upon which society can make better informed risk management decisions.

I feel betrayed by own mother.

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

Episcopalians have always preferred the flying buttress to the pillar of the church.

He that hath lands hath quarrells.

I get up every day, do the best that I can do, and go home and have a good time.

The problem with Christians today is that no one wants to kill them anymore.

It's always good to work where you're wanted. The times I've been where I wasn't wanted - that's just never a good experience.

There are two kinds of suffering in this life. That which pursues us and that which we doggedly pursue.