Every man I have ever known has fallen in love with Gilda and awakened with me.

All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.

I think all women have a certain elegance about them which is destroyed when they take off their clothes.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities.

After all, a girl is... well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.

We are all tied to our destiny and there is no way we can liberate ourselves.

Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.

What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.

I always thought that if I ever got good reviews I'd be happy. It's so empty. It's never what I wanted, ever. All I wanted was just what everybody else wants - to be loved.

I can't take his genius any more.

It is better to be slave to righteousness of God than sin of satan.

May we celebrate the sacredness of Christmas with joy, faith and hope.

Am I an illusion?

A true believer is a danger to humanity.

Don't waste today regretting yesterday instead of making a memory for tomorrow.

The power of divorce can be given only to those who feel the inconveniences of marriage, and who are sensible of the moment when it is for their interest to make them cease.

The book is a form in which some of the greatest masterpieces that mankind has ever achieved are expressed.

The explanation is quite simple. I wished to be near my mother.

As a matter of fact, one of the things in Obamacare is that for the elderly, every five years you must have end-of-life counseling. Translation: suicide counseling.

Equality of opportunity is the essence of social justice.