Every man, even the most blessed, needs a little more than average luck to survive this world.

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.

Every man even the most blessed needs a little more than average luck to survive this world.

I remain in a state of surrender knowing the Universe is supporting me in creating a life I love.

We're all a beautiful, wonderful work in progress....Embrace the process!

My dreams were all my own I accounted for them to nobody they were my refuge when annoyed - my dearest pleasure when free.

My heart is in the Church of England but not my mind.

Oh, Ma, you're looking at all the trees, and I'm not even in the forest.

If there is continuity in the universe, it is fitting that there should be intelligent beings without bodies which are called angels.

We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".

Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.

Sir, Respect Your Dinner: idolize it, enjoy it properly. You will be many hours in the week, many weeks in the year, and many years in your life happier if you do.