Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

All this under a magnificent blue sky.

We are here to enjoy the breathtaking views of life with love.

Asked what would be his idea of Heaven, one statesman in 1897 said it would be to "receive a flow of telegrams alternating news of a British victory by sea and a British victory by land.

I love the church, the church that God is establishing, that Jesus died for, so I'll never have any negative things to say about His church.

Mike Keenan has been responsible for creating a lot of good things for coaches, like mid-season job openings.

My place, your place, slapped face, rat race.

A big fear of working with an actor that's never been a lead in a film before is that you're going to have to work really hard to pull a performance out of her.

There's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror.

Revenge is the most worthless weapon in the world.

Sometimes offering support and making yourself available when the child or adolescent is ready to talk can be the most helpful you can be.