Every man is a moon and has a side which he turns toward nobody: you have to slip around behind it if you want to see it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

She had a beautiful face, a beautiful body, but also a distance in her such as he had never met a woman.

My purpose holds to sail beyond the sunset and the baths of all the Western stars until I die.

My worst nightmare is being stuck somewhere with nothing to read.

There's a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power.

The brain is an island in an osmotically homogeneous sea.

My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.

You don't have to do everything from scratch. Nobody wants to make puff pastry!

I want all of my songs to do well whether I've written them or not.

Raising a child is the only relationship you have where if you do it right, it will end in separation.

Be bullied, be outraged, by killed, but do not kill.