Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

With a clear intention and a willing spirit, sooner or later we experience the joy and freedom that arises when we recognize our common humanity with others and see that real love excludes no one.

If we pray we shall put an end to evil intentions.

You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.

All history is contemporary history.

I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.

Once the subconscious mind accepts an idea, it begins to execute it.

I would say to you that Americans of Hispanic descent want desperately to give their children the chances they never had.

American nuclear weapons would almost certainly start being removed from Britain within 12 months of a Labour government gaining power.

Both our opinions are rooted in our experience," I said. "Both of them are true, it's just that we've had different experiences.

The primary cause of this national crisis is the feminization of men.