Every man or woman who loves Him, they hate Him too, because He's a hard God, a jealous God.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

The thought process can never be complete without articulation.

And when there are enough outsiders together in one place, a mystic osmosis takes place and you're inside.

It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

She couldn't be on his wavelength all the time. That's all. When you could recognize that and deal with it, you were on your way to an adult relationship.

Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it.

You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

His name is Legion. He is the king of nowhere.

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

As in nature, politics abhors a vacuum. Without a strong voice for more moderate leadership, the Tea Party is filling that vacuum.

There are times when I am directing, and there are a couple of moments I didn't get the way I wanted, but I know I still have other angles to shoot and I have to be done by noon; I move on.

Never forget that I am paid for my troubles!

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise.

Other people's marriages are a perpetual source of amazement.

No sense being pessimistic. Wouldn't work anyway.

An evil gain equals a loss.

I was quite a reader before I became a writer.

Failing to fetch me at first, keep encouraged. Missing me one place, search another. I stop somewhere waiting for you.