Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.

Come, come, leave business to idlers, and wisdom to fools: they have need of 'em: wit be my faculty, and pleasure my occupation, and let father Time shake his glass.

Fear comes from uncertainty. When we are absolutely certain, whether of our worth or worthlessness, we are almost impervious to fear.

Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand

Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.

He who closes his ears to the views of others shows little confidence in the integrity of his own views.

'Tis well enough for a servant to be bred at an University. But the education is a little too pedantic for a gentleman.

Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.

Thou art a retailer of phrases, and dost deal in remnants of remnants.

Nothing but you can lay hold of my mind, and that can lay hold of nothing but you.

In my conscience I believe the baggage loves me, for she never speaks well of me herself, nor suffers any body else to rail at me.

In my imagination, this world is an amazingly beautiful, peaceful, loving and kind.

There are all kinds of psychological disorders in the West that don't exist in Asia.

...while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty.

A part of control is learning to correct your weaknesses.

I think my journalism is for readers who are smart and know that most people are lying to them, or being patronizing...

Anything I've asked of MGM Grand, they've done for me in a heartbeat. They're all about making entertainers and athletes happy.

Everything that is necessary is also easy. You just have to accept it. And the most necessary, the most natural matter on this planet is death.

The price of ability does not depend on merit but on supply and demand.

No matter where I go, I always make friends at the bridge table

The fast-food industry has moved into the grocery store, so you no longer have to go to a fast-food chain to find problematic foods.