Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

I never want to be the type of person remembered for vanity or materialism

Self-observation helps us to refocus within, to balance ourselves and to be in the present moment....

I go where I'm needed.

I have my own spiritual guru, and I'm so happy, and I feel so satisfied that I might appreciate many other famous gurus, but, you know, I am not attracted that way because I have found the person.

Everyone can help. We can educate ourselves and our children about other countries and cultures.

I'm a huge camper, and love hiking and mountain biking.

For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other.

So far this spring, 59 American communities have been flattened by tornadoes. Nobody has helped.

I follow Coach Spurrier because he seems to have an entertaining way of communicating.

So our virtues lie in the interpretation of the time