Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Procrastination is the best friend of depression.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

True realism, materialist realism lies in the search for the expression of forms faithful to their content. But there is no content detached from human interest.

Abroad, our most important policy is to support our troops and continue forward-thinking foreign policy in the war on terror - keeping our enemies on the run and hitting them before they hit us.

Telling the truth ... is not solely a matter of moral character; it is also a matter of correct appreciation of real situations and of serious reflection upon them.

Talk of revolution is one of avoiding reality.

Barack Obama is the New Generation and the hot light of a dawn that goes way beyond clever talk of morning in America.

The first time I stepped on an NBA court I became a businessman.

That old rock and roll song, "looking for love in all the wrong places," it's true.

Creating art (music, books, films, etc.) can be beautiful and liberating, but trying to sell art, well, that is the movie business. There are few winners, and lots and lots of losers.