Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs

Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program

Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.

Hamas is a humanitarian organization.

But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

If I had my way, sporting guns would be strictly regulated, the rest would be confiscated

I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels.

Pass the bill to find out what's in it

As many of you know, I came from San Francisco. We don't have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one - it's a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.

Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate.

I don’t remember saying that everybody in the country would have a lower premium.

You are equipped to change atmospheres. The first one is your own. Rise up. Speak to your mountains and they will fall. Partner with Heaven and see it come to your rescue.

Beauty surrounds us, but usually we need to be walking in a garden to know it.

The time you want the map... is before you enter the woods

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

You get what you expect. Expect to heal. Expect victory.

Optimism is a choice. Cynicism isn't smarter - it's just safer.

I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

Let us consider the critic, therefore, as a discoverer of discoveries.

We hear the term independent contractors in Iraq. Independent contractors? Mercenaries!

When Fascism comes to America, it will be called anti-Fascism!