Every night is a time for drink.

There are many things given to us in this life for the wrong reasons. What we do with such blessings, that is the true test of a man.

I am for wine and the embrace of questionable women.

I am no martyr upon cross, but I would gladly give my life so that those more deserving may live.

It is a curse, being blessed with so much to offer.

I have had my fill of words and tearful farewells.

Two Romans seem to deliver no contest. Send three, so that I may deliver proper tribute!

I have only interest in things I could drink.

Limiting beliefs are a virus of the mind. They decline your success and happiness.

A mother isn’t the person who births you

The fun we’ll have tonight is called figging.

I beg women to wait. Wait on God. Keep your mouth shut. Don’t expect anything until the declaration is clear and forthright. And to the men I say be careful with us, please. Be circumspect.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.

The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Our job is not to figure out the 'how'. The 'how' will show up out of the commitment and believe in the 'what

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.