Every now and again, a painting will get away from my control and take over. Sometimes it's a good thing. Sometimes it's a giant drooling hairy thing with pointy teeth. You know how it is.

I am automatically suspicious of things that wave their symbolism around and do little dances and bludgeon you over the head so that you [Darn] Well Know There's A Symbol Here.

I really wish there had been a way to phrase this as 'A thunder of worms.' Because I like that phrase. That's a phrase with soul. Worm thunder on the horizon, all is right with the cosmos.

I don't always burn my bridges, but when I do, I like there to be no survivors.

I suppose we should contact the local authorities?” said W

Sweet mother Mary, boy, think about what you’re doing! Be cruel or be kind, but don’t be both, because now you’ve made a mess you can’t clean up in a hurry.

Wilbur looked at the list glumly. "Are you sure you need all this stuff?""Yep.""The ax?""The ax is critical.""The c

Dragons have been known to have staring contests with mountains. They usually win.

A stupid mule is still smarter than a good horse or a bad man.

She was a good witch and a decent person, but decent people aren’t always easy to live with.

The key for having success is totally rejecting thoughts that try to sow doubts into your conscience

It is time to change the paradigm of the church and of every Christian

Be gentle with all people. We all have different struggles.

The notion that patience is a virtue is something you don't fully appreciate until you're a parent. You need endless patience with little ones.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

What can you do if they have slapped you with a legal notice? You have to reply. For all you know, they have taken you to jail or something.

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly.

Believe me - I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff.

How I love David Bowie.