Every now and then I'll think of something to put back in the show. I just kind of play it off the top of my head. If I do it that way it keeps it kinda fresh.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then you’ll always be happy, because it’s always in the now

If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they're gone.

If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson

There is only one map to the journey of life and it lives within your heart

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

Be gentle with your words - you can't take them back.

Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

If you can be content right now, then you'll always be content, because it's always right now.

Truth can be told in an instant, forgiveness can be offered spontaneously, but reconciliation is the work of lifetimes and generations.

I married my love in the springtime, / but by summer he’d locked me away. / He’d murdered me dead by the autumn, / and by winter I was naught but decay

I really believe you can predict when someone has a great attitude, a real well of talent.

I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.

If thou follow thy star, thou canst not fail of glorious heaven.

The older a fool is, the worse he is.

Of all "rights" which command attention at the present time among us, woman's rights seem to take precedence.

I bought stuff at 3.5 cents once and I thought it can’t go down to zero. It can.

Of all damnable offenses preaching prudence to the young is the most damnable.

We need religion for religions's sake, morality for morality's sake and art for art's sake.