Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

Help one kid at a time. He'll maybe go back and help a few more.

The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace.

I belong to my beloved, and my beloved is mine.

Go in close, and when you think you are too close, go in closer.

My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.

Life is what you allow yourself not to see.

A team should be an extension of a coach's personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.

Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.

Media has the ability to make good seem evil and evil seem good.

Literature is analysis after the event.

I never thought of achievement. I just did what came along for me to do - the thing that gave me the most pleasure.

Sins may be forgiven. Crimes require punishment.

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'

It is virtually impossible for what you are voting on to remain as it is currently. There could be huge changes to the treaty and there could be huge changes to the euro zone itself.

Although I have no plans to tweet, I am fascinated by developments on the Internet.

I will not let the patriot act, the most un-patriotic of acts, go unchallenged.

In general, I think man-on-the- street ads and endorsement spots are having less and less effect on people. The electorate's getting very sophisticated, and they want to make their own judgments.