Every once in a while, I'll have a 'Do you know who I am?' moment, at least in my head. I hate that.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Indecision is like a stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands he is called dirty if he does he is wasting the water.

We've never been a religious band, but the media wants us to be.

I do expose my body, but only because I think people should have something nice to look at.

The mouth was wide open and ripped at the corners, as though she had choked a little in giving up the tremendous vitality she had stored so long.

Mild brown eyes beckon me to the past, but memory provides no clue.

When a culture simply shrugs about what happens to people in war, it breaks the fragile sequence, the bond between all people.

I don't understand how most pop stars live this life being told what to do, what to wear, all the time. Maybe money does mean more to some people.

Some thoughts always find us young, and keep us so. Such a thought is the love of the universal and eternal beauty.

Mistakes remember'd are not faults forgot.

I prefer to record all traumas and save them for later, playing them over and over so they can haunt me for a disproportionate number of weeks to come. It's very healthy.