Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy.

I just do whatever I do, and put it out there without tryin to cater to anybody. If you like it, you like it.

The place of the arts in the classroom is essential in encouraging invention, ambition, and an understanding of the importance and pleasures of living an examined life.

The true opponent in a debate on emptiness is your own ego.

I think that food ties us to our community and our traditions, and it's the thing that makes us feel good and connected.

Trusting God is the answer. He will never let you down.

Love , creativity, and opportunity is in the air. Take it in and do your thing.

Over the years, I've made many sacrifices to win two Olympic gold medals and put together winning streaks that will never be broken.

He dies twice who perishes by his own weapons.

By hearing from the Guru, we can understand what is the desire of Lord within our heart.