Every person has some splendid traits and if we confine our contacts so as to bring those traits into action, there is no need of ever being bored or irritated or indignant.

Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

By simple mathematics giving is key to the world you seek to live in. If I take I alone gain. If I give or share then two at least are enriched.

Lincoln jibed that a general INVADED Canada without resistance and out-vaded it without pursuit.

If you look at the true essence of the Black Panthers, they were more of a community protection group.

It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquility: they must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.

A pitcher is not a ballplayer.

Teachers are no longer the fountain of knowledge; the internet is.

If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO.

Someone is going to make your product obsolete. Make sure it's you.

How simple life is. We buy a fish. We are fed. We sit close to each other, we talk and then we go to bed.

Love lives with Nature, not with lust. Go find her in the flowers.