Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

You must conquer every fear with faith.

Don't work in a restaurant if you can't control your hunger for food.

But it was mortality that made them what they were, the flame that blazed brighter for it's flickering

Yet, though it is like this, simply, flowers fall amid our longing and weeds spring up amid our antipathy.

I want people to see my name on a movie, pay money and know they're going to be entertained for 90 minutes.

Art and psychoanalysis give shape and meaning to life and that is why we adore them, but life as it is lived has no shape and meaning.

Learning how to relive again on life's terms sure doesn't do much for your confidence. You have to kind of walk in faith that the next step is going to be just a little bit better than the last step.

I think the universe is so big you can't really deal with everybody.

A friend is someone who stays by your side all through the troubles he's caused you.